A Is For America 3000


CycloMedia’s love for Chuck Wagner is coming out. He’s landed us with a forgotten classic in America 3000, a film with more hairspray than would be allowed in any movie after 1989.

Prepare for lumpen sexism and clunky, ill-thought out satire… and that’s just from Rob and Clive!


Why yes, you can enjoy the whole thing on YouTube. Please to enjoy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejA06nf40D4

A Is For A.P.E.X.


A film that Rob couldn’t finish, a film that Clive hated. Coming out of the Avengers debacle, looks like CycloMedia isn’t going easy on us.

Join the hapless crew of the Ulysses, why doncha, as we try to find something nice to say about 90s time-travel clunker A.P.E.X.


Hey, why should we suffer alone? Come join the “fun.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nr3MdU5Kq9Q

A Is For The Avengers: The Fiennes/Thurman Version

Ok, it’s just not funny any more. Yet more Avengers. This time the… let’s say below par adaptation of the classic 60s movie, starring two miscast main leads in Ralph Fiennes and Uma Thurman and Sean Connery in a role that contributed to his decision to retire from the world of films.


Hoo boy. You can almost feel the air of underwhelmage in this one.


Here’s the trailer. Looks like fun, eh? Don’t be fooled!

A Is For AKIRA

Akira. The word that for many fans of a certain age describes Japanese anime. Kinetic, violent and surreal, the film and book still has the power to shock, move and excite.

Rob and Clive explore the film and its continued relevance to anime culture.

Warning: contains excessive yelling of the names “Tetsuooooo!” and “Kanedaaaa!”

And if you need a gentle reminder of what we’re yabbering on about, the whole thing is on YouTube…